one time when i was high i got really upset because bats eat spiders and what if batman comes into contact with spiderman what will happen will spiderman be okay
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
This story keeps on getting better and better
- what i actually said: i forgot
- what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.